Saturday, May 8, 2010

Pardon Me But Your Doll Tried to Kill Me

What a great day today was... I tattooed my True Until Death on my leg (I'll blog that tomorrow), I slept in and i never sleep, AND My Chucky and Tiffany dolls came in!!! It was a great day indeed.
I have wanted these two for ages it seems... ever since the Bride of Chucky was released. I found them on Ebay for what seemed to be a typo on the price... all the other listings for the set were 150 on up... but this lovely couple was 75. I did a double take and then just grabbed them. The following day I get an email from the seller which read "Dr. Strychnine, Congratulations on my misfortune. I accidentally mis priced your dolls but since you seem kinda scary I have decided to do the honorable thing and ship them out anyway instead of cancelling this sale. Hope you like them and leave POSITIVE feedback." Well well well.... heheheh I freakin knew it!!!

So how bout my Tiff... Omg she is the cutest thing I've ever seen, and they remembered every last detail on her... From her "Tiff" necklace to her fishnets and combat boots... Its been a running joke amongst my IRL friends who came first? Tiffany or Dolicia... well thats silly we all know I am so way older than her...hehehe

Now on to Chucky... I noticed in the pics of all the listings he had longish CURLY hair. Thats just wrong but I was like who cares! So when I got them I just had to do their hair. Chucky got a hair cut and his hair straightened. I also pinned back the front of his hair with some staples... STAPLES? yes of course staples, watch the movie... you'll see why. But other than that he was perfect.

I'm a huge horror buff... I love to be entertained with blood, guts, mindless killing sprees, interesting ways to die, and dark humor. I think the Child's Play film series encompasses all of that. Chucky is such a douche I love it, the sarcastic little fucker. And I just love Brad Douriff's voice... then along came Tiffany in The Bride of Chucky, Jennifer Tilly is seriously on of my favorite modern day actresses. She is so sexy and goofy. Bride of Chucky is on my top ten list of "Give it a Chance" Movies. Yes it's cheesy, yes it's far fetched, yes it's a film about dolls inhabited by the souls of serial killers... how can you not love a doll that says FUCK? Theres also some big name actors in it, John Ritter for one who I adored, an awesome soundtrack including Monster Magnet and Rob Zombie!! Oh yessss, MONSTER MAGNET! Scroll down to my playlist and give #123 a listen.... Makes me want a stripper pole.

So Give the films a chance, Bride of Chucky most of all. Better yet grab them all, get a 6 pack and pop some pop corn, turn off all the lights, light some candles kick back and have a laugh and a few squeals.


  1. What a frickin great post and your pics are great!! Another movie that I can't imagine you'd ever miss is "The Bad Seed" 1956. LMAO, those terribly naughty and vicious kiddies!! Great, great, great!!

  2. Oh my gosh the Bad seed is awesome!!!!!

  3. Nice Dolls. Always enjoyed those movies. Oh yeah nice tattoos.They came out good. I finally got my anchor inked. Ok Doc, back to the drawing board for me. See ya.